TOP 10 REASONS I CUT MY HAIR RIDICULOUSLY SHORT OVER THE CHRISTMAS BREAK
10. I lost a bet.
9. Short is the new long.
8. I'm embracing my inner baldness.
7. I slipped with the hair clippers.
6. My testosterone levels fluctuated wildly and half my hair fell out.
5. I couldn't reach my target weight, so I dropped a hat size instead.
4. I joined the National Guard.
3. The new me took over the old me.
2. I helped celebrate my childhood barber's 50th year in business by pointing to the sun-faded "OFFICIAL HAIR STYLES FOR MEN AND BOYS" poster and said, "Gimme one of those."
...and the number one reason I cut my hair ridiculously short over the Christmas break...
[drum roll]
1. After thirteen years of marriage, I discovered the shorter I cut my hair, the more my wife liked it.
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