It's No Fun Getting Old (words in progress)
"Aches and Pains! Aches and Pains" 

Like a ballpark hot dog vendor, 
he trudged up and down his stairs,
No one heard him as he muttered,
"Aches and Pains! Aches and Pains,
Get'em while they're hot!" 
In a way it cheered him a little, 
humor, amusing himself in his pain.

Being me is weird.
It's a trip.

The road sogn said, "Under Construction".
I replied, "I can relate."

My shortcomings are legendary -
(the legend in my mind).